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Is the next SW series going to be Notxor?
James: Honey, we're going to be late for the party. You did go out and buy a NEW costume, didn't you?
Jack: Mumble mumble mumble
James: Come on, let's go. You've had plenty of time to dress.
Jack crept into the room. His hands were behind his back and his head hung.
James: A pirate! You do that every year. I told you to do something different!
Jack brought his hands out from behind his back holding a toy cutlass and furiously slashed the air, shouting, "I'm not a pirate, me hearty; I'm a hacker!"
I figured it out! Finally.
I am the Walrus. I will take a Yellow Submarine to the Octopus Garden.
It's all making sense now.
#TheBeatles #Joke #BadJoke #Music
A modern version of No Diggity called No Skibidi
Send.
I'm so sorry #Australia but I just could not resist the urge
Do you think the Buffalo Bills are freaking out knowing that today is World Dolphin Day?
I got it! 
Breaking bad is about a chemist turned criminal, right? Why not go the other way and have a chemist detective?
I'm gonna call it...
Magnesium P.I.
@greg@social.nokes.name@RickiTarr “sleeping on that”
Well, unless he sleeps on his back, yah.
I didn't know Solar was writing sequels to songs...?
The original: https://songwhip.com/solar/honey
The sequel: https://songwhip.com/solar/honey-honey
That means we're going to get "Honey Honey Honey" on her next solo album, right?
Right?
SongwhipHONEY by SolarListen to "HONEY" by Solar on any music platform - Free smart music links by Songwhip
ActivityPub, more like CraptivityPub.
-Elon Musk, maybe
#BadJoke #Fediverse
@dgar Someone told me "Talk to the hand", so I looked at one of mine and said "You are right".
I recently remembered I had an old Misskey (Foundkey) account on a different Instance with a bunch of lame jokes just posted to it. So, since I don't use it I'm deleting it.
However, I am transferring the lame jokes over to this or my Sharkey account, @mdmrn@sakurajima.social - so if you see either of us just being the worst, know that I already did it before and I haven't changed.
Throwback Thursday does not mean you throw out your back.
I know this now.
#TBT #ThrowbackThursday #BadJoke
Since the diet form of Baja Blast is called "Baja Blast Zero," does that mean that you have no Baja Blast? Or are you at a Zero Level of Blast in the Baja that you are having?
#BajaBlast #BadJoke #WaitWhat