Us: (driving through small town full of antique stores)
10 yo daughter: If we see any signs that say "rare" or "exotic," we're stopping!
Me: We're going to be judicious about stopping anywhere with "exotic" on their sign.

#funny #dadjokes

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 12

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

Comic showing a red car driving down a winding road in the country, surrounded by green grassy fields. A frazzled man in green clothes with a green hat is driving the car, and it's full of green snakes. They are saying things like, "I feel sick," and "He's touching me," and "I have to pee," and "Are we there yet? I'm hungry."

Caption reads, "Saint Patrick regrets his decision to drive the snakes out of Ireland."

Signature reads "ShoeboxBlog dot com"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

Mar 12

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 12

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.

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Two-paneled meme showing Chief Miles O'Brien (Colm Meaney) in the top panel. Meme text here reads, "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." - An Irish Toast.

The bottom panel has a smiling Capt. Picard (Sir Patrick Stewart). The meme text reads, "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup" - A French Toast.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

Mar 12

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 12

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

St. Patrick’s Day is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…

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A meme showing Sir Patrick Stewart made up like a classic image of St. Patrick, in robe and posing as if to bless someone. On his shirt is a glowing Star Trek symbol, and behind him in the sky is the star ship Enterprise.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

Mar 12

**OhSnap!Dragon** @DrOinFLA@lounge.town · Mar 9

OhSnap!Dragon @DrOinFLA@lounge.town

So, I went to a Ren-Fair, but it wasn't really what I was expecting.
One guy kept asking, "What's with the sword, you fat, bloated eediot?"
#DadJoke #DadJokes

People in Do it yourself Ren and Stimpy costumes

Mar 9

**salguod, man lazysupper** @lazysupper@famichiki.jp · Mar 7

salguod, man lazysupper @lazysupper@famichiki.jp

New Joke:

Q. Where did the ginger go to school in Japan?

A. Shogakko.

#DadJokes #GaijinDadJokes #生姜校

(My wife gets 99% of the credit for this one.)

Mar 7

**Day Use X Mockin' Uh** @Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@defcon.social · Mar 6

Day Use X Mockin' Uh @Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@defcon.social

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

#English #DadJokes #Shitpost

Mar 6

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 5

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #DadJoke :
Is it allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.

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Two-panel meme.

Top panel shows a wide-eyed surprised-looking little owl sitting on a branch. New green growth is at his feet. Text reads, "It's Spring!"

Bottom panel shows the same owl, looking a bit angry, standing in falling snow. Text reads, "Nope."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

Mar 5

**viNomadic** @vinomadic@mastodon.social · Mar 5 *

viNomadic @vinomadic@mastodon.social

@ogili Of all the gin-joint #dadjokes in all the virtual #ListeningClub venues in this crazy world... you pick one close enough to my heart to rip my lungs out, Jim!